Saturday, 25 June 2011
Saturday, 18 June 2011
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Monday, 13 June 2011
The Rules to be Happy :
Rule 0001: Try and fail, don't fail to try
Rule 0002: Be content with what you have
Rule 0003: Smile
Rule 0004: Give yourself a rest
Rule 0005: Make the best out of everything
Rule 0006: Follow your heart
Rule 0007: Trust God
Rule 0008: Forgive and forget
Rule 0009: Read a Book
Rule 0010: Laugh
Rule 0011: Be yourself
Rule 0012: Live as if it is the end of the world
Rule 0013: Let your imagination be the limit
Rule 0014: Love someone but save something for yourself
Rule 0015: Keep calm and carry on
Rule 0016: Let other people help you
Rule 0017: Eat some ice-cream
Rule 0018: Learn how to be independent
Rule 0019: Count the good things not the bad ones
Rule 0020: Listen to music
Rule 0021: Believe that you are beautiful
Rule 0022: Free your heart from hatred
Rule 0023: Challenge yourself
Rule 0024: Travel
Rule 0025: No lies, just Love
Rule 0002: Be content with what you have
Rule 0003: Smile
Rule 0004: Give yourself a rest
Rule 0005: Make the best out of everything
Rule 0006: Follow your heart
Rule 0007: Trust God
Rule 0008: Forgive and forget
Rule 0009: Read a Book
Rule 0010: Laugh
Rule 0011: Be yourself
Rule 0012: Live as if it is the end of the world
Rule 0013: Let your imagination be the limit
Rule 0014: Love someone but save something for yourself
Rule 0015: Keep calm and carry on
Rule 0016: Let other people help you
Rule 0017: Eat some ice-cream
Rule 0018: Learn how to be independent
Rule 0019: Count the good things not the bad ones
Rule 0020: Listen to music
Rule 0021: Believe that you are beautiful
Rule 0022: Free your heart from hatred
Rule 0023: Challenge yourself
Rule 0024: Travel
Rule 0025: No lies, just Love
Thursday, 9 June 2011
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Enough said
I believe that inherent within the God-given right to the pursuit of happiness, is the equally God-given right to the pursuit of unhappiness.
That is why I support gay marriage.
Well..
*Mr. Misogyny's
Tips For Breaking Through
the Glass Ceiling
SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or wife yelling at him. Whether running a Fortune Five Hundred company or running for office, women should practice speaking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. (If you have small children present, rent Who Framed Roger Rabbit and check out Jessica Rabbit.) POWER WORDS: Down through the ages there have been secret words and phrases that a select group of women have known and used to give them control over men. Use them wisely and you'll be on the other side of that glass ceiling before you know it. A short list includes: panties, huge, amazing and "anything you want, just hurry." For increased effectiveness, say these power words like Kathleen Turner. BOOBS: If you got' em, flaunt' em. If you don't got' em, buy' em. (CAUTION: This will cause other women to hate you. Do not despair. Once you and your terrific rack are running things, you can fire the jealous bitches.) POLITICALLY CORRECT FLIRTING: There is no such thing. That being said, if, by subtle words or actions, you can make a man feel sexually viable, he will act like a fool and you can steal his job. If you think that's cruel, you're not ready to break through the glass ceiling and should instead consider marrying a fat guy with hedge fund money and a history of confusing his erection pills with his heart medication.
* The views and opinions of Mr. Misogyny are not endorsed, held, or shared byElle, anyone who works for Elle, or any of her friends, neighbors and relatives.
Tips For Breaking Through
the Glass Ceiling
SHRILL BAD, DUSKY GOOD: No man can happily work or vote for a woman whose voice sounds like a mom or wife yelling at him. Whether running a Fortune Five Hundred company or running for office, women should practice speaking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. (If you have small children present, rent Who Framed Roger Rabbit and check out Jessica Rabbit.) POWER WORDS: Down through the ages there have been secret words and phrases that a select group of women have known and used to give them control over men. Use them wisely and you'll be on the other side of that glass ceiling before you know it. A short list includes: panties, huge, amazing and "anything you want, just hurry." For increased effectiveness, say these power words like Kathleen Turner. BOOBS: If you got' em, flaunt' em. If you don't got' em, buy' em. (CAUTION: This will cause other women to hate you. Do not despair. Once you and your terrific rack are running things, you can fire the jealous bitches.) POLITICALLY CORRECT FLIRTING: There is no such thing. That being said, if, by subtle words or actions, you can make a man feel sexually viable, he will act like a fool and you can steal his job. If you think that's cruel, you're not ready to break through the glass ceiling and should instead consider marrying a fat guy with hedge fund money and a history of confusing his erection pills with his heart medication.
* The views and opinions of Mr. Misogyny are not endorsed, held, or shared byElle, anyone who works for Elle, or any of her friends, neighbors and relatives.
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