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Friday, 23 January 2009

Hlie Hlie ise edo? ? ?


Ksipno je vlepo kati stroumpoula kataspra sinnefa pou kountoun to ena to allo...

Calling London... nnnntrinnngggg nnnnntrinnng

Pianno ton kotsio je roto ton sta LondAN nampou pezzi??
Vrosxiiiiiiiiii lalaei mu , vresxi pou ta pses.


Calling Bristol ...... nntriiiinnnggg nnnnnnntringg ......................................
ntriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngggggggggg


Piianno tin arfi mu to kai to!
Je ti mu lalei ???
Jipano Hlliiooooosss kamni je piraes!
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HLIEEEEEEEEE! (kale mu Hlie..) Fie pou jiame pou paratherizeis je PIENNE JIAME POU PAO TORRRRRRAA!

Ate giati an po na sou katjiotho enna kamis polllllllin jeron na me ksanadis!

ANATHEMAN TA !!!!! (meta efa ta coco pops mu je eperase mu lio)..

Pao na paniaristo je na saso valitsoui.
My belovet London awaits!
esxete gia vrisoulles... till next time!

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Siggatikoi eimaste oloi stin trella!


An den pellano pou tountin siggatikisi en pooollllli doulia ....


T.H.E.L.O na ta P.O na kseskaso!

Minisko me thkio arsenikous je thkio genejes.


Siggatikoi:


Arsenikos No1: Egglezzos metriou anastimatos tipikos ( Sxillomoutsounos)


Arsenikos No2: Egglezzos miskinis ( Fatsa gia kollima)


Geneka No1: Amerikana pasxia ksanthi (Asximothorkasti)


Geneka No2: Indi moustakoui mauro ( Ksoano)


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Arxizomen!


Me thkio arsenikous minisko je en je oi thkio provlimatikoi, palavomenoi.

O Arsenikos No1 spoudazi giatros, 45 xronon, tou psixiatriou, pou epofasisen sta 40 tou na ta paretisi oulla je na arkepsi iatriki.

Esxi 25000000 ticks, je miazi parapano me ton sxizofreni dolofono me to prioni (je se emfanisi je se tropo skepsis) para me giatro.

Taxa espoudasen kati me ilektrologika, je eminisken os etsi ilikia me tin mana tou.

Efallaren mia mera, je eparetisen ta oulla je irten na spoudasi giatros (legomena dika tou).

Nai, sovaromilo je polla malista. Etsi skedio en kiklofori oute se cartoon.

Je oi tpt allo alla en o pio katapiesmenos , pallimpedistis, sovinistis je ratsistis anthorpos pou ida potte...kai sampouan kai malaktiko ena prama.


Den mporo kan na paratheso ta orea tou, giati en ipervolika ratsistika je koliome na ta metafero.
Prepi na esxi sadomazoxistiki pornodiastrofiki prosopikotita..etsi ton esiggopsa.

Doksazo ton plasti mu pou me sxepi, je pros to paron en akakos......amman gini tpt je evrete me kommatouthkia, K.S.E.R.E.T.E!


Oso gia to allo antriko numero tou flat...

Arsenikos No2 : Me mia leksi mpro na sas ton perigrapso...

XASXIKLAS.

Oulli mera oullli nixta o diadromos en toumanious pou tes psiles, je nomizo oti ime se tranzz mono je pou perno pokso gia na mpo sto room mou.

Spoudazi psixologia,xasomenis, faflatas, (no offence) je oulli mera en masxtouris.


Aroskiaris, asximos, miskinis, telio digma tipikou egglezou.

En xtijiaris , pianni mu ta kouzinika mu je en mu ta plinniski potte.

Spazi mu ta nevra mu, prepi na mu xalouppizi ta fagia mu (klefti mu ta xallumia mu)

Je to kiriotteron ekamen mu idi 2000 anithikes protasis.

SOVAROMILO.


Ekourastika.... !


Polla.....


Oi genejes eftixos en tsa pio normal pou tous arsenikous tous siggatikous.


H mia, Geneka No2, OOKK psilotoumaniazi tin kouzina me ta indofagia tis alla... mian anoxi gia ton kseno politismo tin exoume.


Spoudazi Law (number one argosxoliasis) je stes arxes NAI epien na pexti je me toutin periergi fasi, epidi egini san tin kollitsida je eneksekollan.


OK katalavo to na men esxis doulies, na pezzeis ta sxili sou je na varkese pou zieis alla .. DEN FTAIME EMEIS! (sen espoudazes kati allon).


Na me pianni oulli mera na di ti kamno, na mu xtipa tilefona, portes, tixous.. ithelen parea i ftosxi, etsi ipa.. .. osotou arkepsen na pianni je tes files mu je tous parees mu tilefona je na tous enoxla! E, jiame egine llion 'issue'.


Eperasen tis omos , tora xtipa mu tes portes mono 2 fores tin evdomada.. ok epitrepta oria je se sxesi me tous arskenikous touti en by far pio normal.


Telos Geneka No1, i Amerikana pou enesxi je polla na pis gialloou tis..


An tin ida 20 fores oloxrona tixaia mes to flat.


To kalon tis en san ton pontiko. Me thoroumen tin me akoumen tin. Spoudazi logotexnia. En mes tin tripan tis oulli mera , thkiavazi/rokanizi vivlia je ite epethane je enna to paroume idisi pou tin mirouthkian, ite en nixtovio je fkenni monon nixtes.


Pounna liso to mistirio enna sas to po je sas .

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An esxete kanenan provlimatikon je thelete na ton ksefortothite , pepsete mas ton emas!

Oloi oi kaloi xorame! Antexo idi tesseris en tha antekso allokanenan ?






Wednesday, 21 January 2009

H koutsi Maria!


Os tzai i koutsi Maria (tis Kyprou):

(1)Espoudasen is tin Agglian (Italia/Gallia/kati paraplisio)

(2)Esxi aftokiniton pou tis to gorasen o papas tis

(3)Esxi Filon!?!?!! (na pamen na xostoumen)

(4)Ena Diamerisma/spitikon na lalei dikon tis

(5)Mana, Jiri na tis dioun rialia averta opote tous to zitisi

(6)Paenni Ena Dkio taksidkia anapsixis ton xrono

(7) Egorasen mian (toulaxisto) Luis Vuiton gia na to pezei gkomena (assen je pou ta katexomena)

(8) Esxei Wii je emathe na pezi koutsantiri tennis kallitera je pou ton Pagdati

(9) einai Facebook addict - f.a.c.t.

(10) Je esxei je mian xroniaia sindomia se gymnastirio (paei en paei).

Sto dia tauta, an koutsi Maria theorite o mesos Kypreos me tes idieterotites tou, imasten oulloi me ton Vasileia Genia!! Kai en katakleidi... mia xara tin exi telika i koutsi Maria pou tin sinafernoume oulloi mas.


Sto telos telos...ligo koutsi einai ...E OK, den einai kai KAMPOURA! *


*MINOR anafora sto kollima ton kalamaradon gia tin kampoura - sanna je diladi to na se poun kampouri en i xeiroteri vrisia pou mpori n'akousis pou kapion. (touton en to epiasa potte mu..)

M.I.A.OU¬!

Loose Ends~~

By definition: Unfinished details, incomplete business. A minor (?) unresolved problem or difficulty, especially a final detail preceding the completion of something.

Nai koumpare.. it goes by defenition... tounto prama, touti oulli i anakatoshia diakatexi me! Idios de sta esthimatika mu (jiame pou en je oi grande nekatoshies) ....kalinixta Katerina, xereta mu ton platano, alla logia na agapiomaste je outo katheksis.. (to noiman epiasto).

Epidi ime mperdemenon plasman ( je go...), en ksero me pote na vallo telia, me pote na kseperno, je me pote na prosperno katastaseis.

Giafton je go....pofasisa na kamo oti tha ekamen o 'Opios' anapofasistos stin thesi mu. Afinno ta gia tin isteris, gia paraji, je opion parei o Xaros! (je perimeno.....).

Na sinxoriso diskoleukoume, na diagrapso pale diskoleukoume, mazin mu enivriskis akrin..
'Dino apostasi ap' to xthes' pou lalei je to traoudin, je afinno ta oulla ston Xrono.. na kamei je jinos tin doulian tou (je perimeno....).
Megali ipothesi o Xronos... Jinos kseri na ta ksemperdeuki oulla kallitera, na ta pokatharizi, na ta sigirizei... na ta xonnei me tethkion tropon pou na men se epireazoun, na men su jizoun je siga siga na men se aforoun kan.

Enjen tixea pou lalousan oi palioi 'O Xronos' en o kalliteros giatros. Kati ekseran je toutoi parapano pou mas... (je perimeno...).
Eimun kapote.. (polla prosfata i alithkia) se tounto f***n Waiting Place, je karterousa pou ton Xrono na perasi, na me sosei..
Je paratheto poiiman: 'Jinto Waiting place, where people are waiting....
Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or a No or waiting for their hair to grow.

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a sting of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance...'


En o xeiroteros topos tounto waiting place...

Je perimena je go ... men arotas giati/gia poso...

ta diskola eperasan (pale).

Tora... doksasi o theos! Paraponon en exo, oute provlimata oute ennies. Oulla kala je agia, je epikrati galini je iremia..

Touton.. ospou na erti o epomenos malakas, paranoimenos provlimatikos na mu xalasei tin zaxarenia mu ...

Prepi apla na to paro apofasi, je na telionni i kouventa..

Ta priggipopoulla den iparxoun pia, ta patise to treno (i ekollisan ton io tis pousshlamaras giati eneksigite allios). Eminan mono 2-3 ftiries, kati xashiklies, kamia dekapentarka anomaloi je kati psixakies provlimatikoi.

Kareta-kareta , MONAXOUS-MONAXOUS, stin Vilarimmpa kai sto Vilampaxo kanane giorti, to Ferry Simferi... Einai orea i Zoi kai gia ola Exei liseis, 40 pallikaria apo tin L.E. apo tin L.E.V.A.D.I.A. Den paei allo, m'exis ksekani ki apo pano thelis kiallo!


(Oi mana muuuuuu! fetos ipa tha monaso.)



Wear sunscreen


Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97,

Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis or reliable then my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice....now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, nevermind, you won't understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded, but trust me in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults. (if you succeed in doing this, tell me how).

Keep your old love letters; throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of Calcium.

Be kind to your knees -- you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40; maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance...even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions (even if you don't follow them).

Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents; you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few, you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps and geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old; and when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you are 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal--wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it's worth.

....But trust me, on the sunscreen!