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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Innocence

Monday, 4 July 2011

Officially screwed

All women want to find a young prince charming, a.k.a the man who will commit, and father their children.

The probability dictating that most of us will not be 'the lucky ones' has everything to do with the shift in todays society's sex ratios [and not with 'happy ends and fairytales are for children' bull*sh*t excuse my French] that was previously thought.

The way I see it , there is one and only one solution to our problem!

So women EVERYWHERE gather close and listen well !!!


The ones that consider their selves lucky enough to have a prince/ or a frog to call 'my other half', owe it to the rest of the female population to ......


START PRODUCING MORE BLODDY SONS!!!!


*Thats the only way forward. Studies have been published, statistics don't lie.


In our society today ,males have low sex ratio (in plain english: they are far less than women) in the population THUS ---->


and i quote:


'Young men in low sex ratio populations have lower marital rates than their peers in high sex ratio populations, whereas older men in low sex ratio populations are more likely to be married than their counterparts in high sex ratio populations. In young adulthood, men appear to use their relative scarcity in low sex ratio populations to their advantage for short-term relationships. In older adulthood, men appear to leverage their relative scarcity to increase their chances of marriage.'

WE HAVE TO SHIFT THESE FREAKING RATIOS AROUND & PRONTO!!!!


I've shown you the way

Go now and do whats right.




and may the force be with you...


Saturday, 25 June 2011

Saturday, 18 June 2011

English summer rain




Always stays the same ...

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

***UHG***

My wrath is as fearsome as my countenance is splendid !!

Monday, 13 June 2011

The Rules to be Happy :

Rule 0001: Try and fail, don't fail to try

Rule 0002: Be content with what you have

Rule 0003: Smile

Rule 0004: Give yourself a rest

Rule 0005: Make the best out of everything

Rule 0006: Follow your heart

Rule 0007: Trust God

Rule 0008: Forgive and forget

Rule 0009: Read a Book

Rule 0010: Laugh

Rule 0011: Be yourself

Rule 0012: Live as if it is the end of the world

Rule 0013: Let your imagination be the limit

Rule 0014: Love someone but save something for yourself

Rule 0015: Keep calm and carry on

Rule 0016: Let other people help you

Rule 0017: Eat some ice-cream

Rule 0018: Learn how to be independent

Rule 0019: Count the good things not the bad ones

Rule 0020: Listen to music

Rule 0021: Believe that you are beautiful

Rule 0022: Free your heart from hatred

Rule 0023: Challenge yourself

Rule 0024: Travel

Rule 0025: No lies, just Love


What will you protect?