This is one of the best ad i've seen in years. It really hits home..
Protect yourselves. Protect others.
Wednesday, 12 May 2010
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #259
Sometimes I have heated arguments with people who are not physically present. The content of these arguments usually involve me explaining to them how and why they are wrong. I generally make my case with such passion and logic that they have no choice but to admit to being foolish and weak. The fact that some of these people are dead does not interfere with me mentally correcting them. Recently I had one of these arguments while driving alone in my car. After making a particularly cogent point to a flawed family member in need of my wisdom and guidance, I noticed that I was being watched by an attractive woman in a nearby vehicle. Desperate to make a better impression, I quickly picked up my cell phone and continued talking as if I were on an urgent business call. I glanced at her, smiled and shrugged like a man whose work was never done. A policeman then pulled me over for using my cell phone while driving. I tried telling him that I was not actually talking on the phone, but was merely using it as a prop, so as to not appear insane. He smiled, nodded as if he understood, and then made me blow into a breathalyzer. I passed with flying colors. After he wrote me a ticket for using a cell phone while operating a motor vehicle, I drove away and had a loud and intense argument with him in which he laughed at my predicament and apologized for doubting me.
Monday, 8 February 2010
Little Bit
Hands down
i'm too proud for love
but with eyes shut
it's you i'm thinking of
but how we move from A to B?
it can't be up to me
'cause you don't know
eye to eye
thigh to thigh
i let go
i think i'm..
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, a little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
oh
ooo-ooo...
and for you i keep my legs apart
and forget about my tainted heart
and i will never ever be the first
to say it
but still I,
yes you know I..I..I..
i would do it,
push a button
pull a trigger,
climb a mountain
jump off a cliff,
'cause you know baby
i love you love you a little bit
i would do it, i would say it
i would mean it, we could do it
it was you and i and if only i..
i think i'm
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
come here, stay with me
stroke me by the hair
'cause i would give anything, anything
to have you as my man (2X)
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
i'm too proud for love
but with eyes shut
it's you i'm thinking of
but how we move from A to B?
it can't be up to me
'cause you don't know
eye to eye
thigh to thigh
i let go
i think i'm..
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, a little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
oh
ooo-ooo...
and for you i keep my legs apart
and forget about my tainted heart
and i will never ever be the first
to say it
but still I,
yes you know I..I..I..
i would do it,
push a button
pull a trigger,
climb a mountain
jump off a cliff,
'cause you know baby
i love you love you a little bit
i would do it, i would say it
i would mean it, we could do it
it was you and i and if only i..
i think i'm
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
come here, stay with me
stroke me by the hair
'cause i would give anything, anything
to have you as my man (2X)
a little bit, a little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're
a little but, a little bit, little bit
in lo-lo-lo-lo-love with me
My Sweet Prince
Never thought you'd make me perspire.
Never thought I'd do you the same.
Never thought I'd fill with desire.
Never thought I'd feel so ashamed.
Me and the dragon can chase all the pain away.
So before I end my day, remember..
My sweet prince, you are the one
My sweet prince
you are the one
Never thought I'd have to retire
Never thought I'd have to abstain
Never thought all this could back fire
Close up the hole in my vain
Me and my valuable friend
can fix all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
you are the one
Never thought I'd get any higher
Never thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never thought all this could expire
Never thought you'd go break the chain
Me and you baby,
still flush all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
you are the one
Never thought I'd do you the same.
Never thought I'd fill with desire.
Never thought I'd feel so ashamed.
Me and the dragon can chase all the pain away.
So before I end my day, remember..
My sweet prince, you are the one
My sweet prince
you are the one
Never thought I'd have to retire
Never thought I'd have to abstain
Never thought all this could back fire
Close up the hole in my vain
Me and my valuable friend
can fix all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
you are the one
Never thought I'd get any higher
Never thought you'd fuck with my brain
Never thought all this could expire
Never thought you'd go break the chain
Me and you baby,
still flush all the pain away
So before I end my day
remember
My sweet prince
you are the one
Thursday, 5 February 2009
He@d_Lock
Distant flickerings,
It's greener scenery,
This weather's bringing it all back again.
Great adventures,
This weather's bringing it all back again.
Great adventures,
This isn't in condensation,
I'm going outside to take it all in.
Is it too late to start with your heart in a headlock?
(you know you're better than this..)
Wear a different pair,
Just something out of stead,
Throw a stranger an unexpected smile.
With big intention,
Throw a stranger an unexpected smile.
With big intention,
Still posted at your station,
Always on about the day it should have flied.
Always on about the day it should have flied.
Is it too late to start got your heart in a headlock... (?)
I don't believe any of it.
Is it too late to start with your heart in a headlock,
You know you're better than this..
(How can you lose?) Afraid to start, got your heart in a headlock, I don't believe any of it.
You've been walking, you've been hiding,
and you look half dead half the time.
Monitoring you, like machines do,
You've still got it I'm just keeping an eye.
You know you're better than this ..
Enjoy :)
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
25 facts about M.E!
1. Me opion je na me siggrinis, ego ime i kalliteri! ( Oi metriofrosines en gia tous metrious).
2. One of my favorite foods is F.I.D.E.S! Yepp.. opos to akouses... alla oi oopios fides je ooopos jian ton kamis! Esxi pollin epeksigisi to thema alla afinno to dame gia na men me fkalete pelli.
3. I loooove ksidata... dosmou kouppa gemati, dosmou fizza, dosmou oooti ksidato thelis tha to rokaniso. Anagago to masoulima ksidaton se katastasi ierotelestias. Troo ta me evlavia, je sinepernoume. .
4. Latrevo ta zoa (protimo ta kallitera aman en saliarizzoun pano mu). Emine mu psixologiko pou mun moro je Den mporo na fao kounelli. Fakkoun mu ta crawling things... inguanas, snakes, je parapano pou oulla ta petoumena fakkoun mu ta pezzounia. Ksimarismena. G.o a.w.a.y. !
5. I adore SNOW... xionizi stin xora tou kriou kai tis vroxis as we speak and I feel in LOVE :) !
6. Eimai tsa ekkentriki... (TSA). Lefkosia rules, oi ipolipoi u SUCK :P hahahaha ok astio (alla oti oute kan siggrinounte ta xorka sas me tin proteuousa pisteuko to). Latrevo SCARAVEO EEEEE OOOOO... over!
7. Pros to paron epatha kollima me 'Imogen Heap' je akouo 24/7..
8.My favorite tv show is House MD. Love Southpark je Family guy (pedin tis genias mu, ta tipika)...
9. Sinithizo na ftiaxno to idio mesimeriano every day for weeks in a row (je apolamvanno to trella) .. ospou erkete mia mera pou mpouxtizo, je allon pano.
10.Fetos apoktisa ena aneksigito crave gia to mpizeli. Troo kathe mera kathe ora.. jimume je skeftome mpizelin.. (elpizo na men to varetho sintoma giati en je ofelimo).. je elpizo na mennen i arxi kamias psixasthenias ... :P Troo je raw traxana san na ine crackers... min to aporripsete an den to dokimasete. :P
11. Ksexanno polla efkola.... polles leksis.... eftixos oi parapano emathan ton kodika epikinonias mu (pou en parapano xironomies je nepsimata) je mporume je epikinonume xoris polles diskolies :P
ugggggg... girmeni fatsa saliouin na tresxi pou to stoma.. exo 2 apoklistikous psixologous gia tin parti mu dapano, men esxete kamian enian! ime kala :P
12. Nai areski mu na astieuoume je na kamno xumor. an den sas areski je an prosvalleste provliman dikon sas.
13. En mporo na mu antimiloun... pe me faousa pe me oti thelis, alla en dianooume na afinno ton kathe kkilingiro na mu pezzi ton eksipno. pianni me provlima je meta voura na xostis.
14. I'm a good listener and very supprotive with the pple i care about. Fact.
15. I forgive... diskola... I forget... never. Gia ta atoma pou agapo kamno je ekseresis.
16. Pisteuo akradanta oti o kaliteros shef tou kosmou ine o pappous mu. Je en akouo kouventa! :)
17. To prama pou pethimo apisteuta (ektos apo tous anthropous mu) otan leipo pou kypro en to c.a.r. An den exis aftokinito den katalavis afto to connection me ta tetratroxa.. kalokeri, nikta stin poli, mousiki sto car, (na odigo moni mu en to agapimeno mu) .. en o paradisos..to pio relaxing prama
18. Agapimena mu louloudia oi toulipes .. oti xroma .. ine apla iperoxes
19. Ton kafen ekopsa ton (olos paradoksos esxi pano pou mina na pio) , tes siokolates paleuko to .. :P .. Galaxy for ever... troo mia as we speak!
20. Tes files mu tous filous mu den tous allazo me tpt, en i defteri mu oikogenia, kai akoma kian kamno mines na do tous perissoterous , agapo tous polla je niotho tous panta dipla mu.
21. I have a younger sister. O.K she's a pain in the bum! alla en diko mu pain in the bum! en tin mirazome me kanenannn giati agapo tin apeira!
paratheto: 'Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.' (an tha me anteksi enas anthropos oi pithanotites laloun en touti) :P
22. Im currently doing an MSc course in Molecular Genetics. I'm in the labs all day long je the good thing about it is areski mu, xalaronni me, efxarista me.. & ..im happy :)
23. That's how old I am sta xartia.. giati sto attitude nomizo enna ime panta ena stubborn 5xrono.
24. Latreuo na vgallo fotografies, na pezzo me to photoshop gia ores(opios apsonnistos, protos to litho valeto) je na anakalifko kenurgia siggrotimata!
25. Kalon, kakon, anapodon, kamno panta jino pou niotho je jino pou pisteuo, simfonun en simfonun oi alloi. En dio loarkasmo se kanenan. Osoi mas agapoun en mas krinun. oi ipolipoi na pan na ******* (kamun kati pio epokodomitiko). :P
J'ena pou 'lloou mu .. 'Apou me kseri gorazi me akrivottera pou jinon po'n me kseri'. oh yessss :P
2. One of my favorite foods is F.I.D.E.S! Yepp.. opos to akouses... alla oi oopios fides je ooopos jian ton kamis! Esxi pollin epeksigisi to thema alla afinno to dame gia na men me fkalete pelli.
3. I loooove ksidata... dosmou kouppa gemati, dosmou fizza, dosmou oooti ksidato thelis tha to rokaniso. Anagago to masoulima ksidaton se katastasi ierotelestias. Troo ta me evlavia, je sinepernoume. .
4. Latrevo ta zoa (protimo ta kallitera aman en saliarizzoun pano mu). Emine mu psixologiko pou mun moro je Den mporo na fao kounelli. Fakkoun mu ta crawling things... inguanas, snakes, je parapano pou oulla ta petoumena fakkoun mu ta pezzounia. Ksimarismena. G.o a.w.a.y. !
5. I adore SNOW... xionizi stin xora tou kriou kai tis vroxis as we speak and I feel in LOVE :) !
6. Eimai tsa ekkentriki... (TSA). Lefkosia rules, oi ipolipoi u SUCK :P hahahaha ok astio (alla oti oute kan siggrinounte ta xorka sas me tin proteuousa pisteuko to). Latrevo SCARAVEO EEEEE OOOOO... over!
7. Pros to paron epatha kollima me 'Imogen Heap' je akouo 24/7..
8.My favorite tv show is House MD. Love Southpark je Family guy (pedin tis genias mu, ta tipika)...
9. Sinithizo na ftiaxno to idio mesimeriano every day for weeks in a row (je apolamvanno to trella) .. ospou erkete mia mera pou mpouxtizo, je allon pano.
10.Fetos apoktisa ena aneksigito crave gia to mpizeli. Troo kathe mera kathe ora.. jimume je skeftome mpizelin.. (elpizo na men to varetho sintoma giati en je ofelimo).. je elpizo na mennen i arxi kamias psixasthenias ... :P Troo je raw traxana san na ine crackers... min to aporripsete an den to dokimasete. :P
11. Ksexanno polla efkola.... polles leksis.... eftixos oi parapano emathan ton kodika epikinonias mu (pou en parapano xironomies je nepsimata) je mporume je epikinonume xoris polles diskolies :P
ugggggg... girmeni fatsa saliouin na tresxi pou to stoma.. exo 2 apoklistikous psixologous gia tin parti mu dapano, men esxete kamian enian! ime kala :P
12. Nai areski mu na astieuoume je na kamno xumor. an den sas areski je an prosvalleste provliman dikon sas.
13. En mporo na mu antimiloun... pe me faousa pe me oti thelis, alla en dianooume na afinno ton kathe kkilingiro na mu pezzi ton eksipno. pianni me provlima je meta voura na xostis.
14. I'm a good listener and very supprotive with the pple i care about. Fact.
15. I forgive... diskola... I forget... never. Gia ta atoma pou agapo kamno je ekseresis.
16. Pisteuo akradanta oti o kaliteros shef tou kosmou ine o pappous mu. Je en akouo kouventa! :)
17. To prama pou pethimo apisteuta (ektos apo tous anthropous mu) otan leipo pou kypro en to c.a.r. An den exis aftokinito den katalavis afto to connection me ta tetratroxa.. kalokeri, nikta stin poli, mousiki sto car, (na odigo moni mu en to agapimeno mu) .. en o paradisos..to pio relaxing prama
18. Agapimena mu louloudia oi toulipes .. oti xroma .. ine apla iperoxes
19. Ton kafen ekopsa ton (olos paradoksos esxi pano pou mina na pio) , tes siokolates paleuko to .. :P .. Galaxy for ever... troo mia as we speak!
20. Tes files mu tous filous mu den tous allazo me tpt, en i defteri mu oikogenia, kai akoma kian kamno mines na do tous perissoterous , agapo tous polla je niotho tous panta dipla mu.
21. I have a younger sister. O.K she's a pain in the bum! alla en diko mu pain in the bum! en tin mirazome me kanenannn giati agapo tin apeira!
paratheto: 'Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.' (an tha me anteksi enas anthropos oi pithanotites laloun en touti) :P
22. Im currently doing an MSc course in Molecular Genetics. I'm in the labs all day long je the good thing about it is areski mu, xalaronni me, efxarista me.. & ..im happy :)
23. That's how old I am sta xartia.. giati sto attitude nomizo enna ime panta ena stubborn 5xrono.
24. Latreuo na vgallo fotografies, na pezzo me to photoshop gia ores(opios apsonnistos, protos to litho valeto) je na anakalifko kenurgia siggrotimata!
25. Kalon, kakon, anapodon, kamno panta jino pou niotho je jino pou pisteuo, simfonun en simfonun oi alloi. En dio loarkasmo se kanenan. Osoi mas agapoun en mas krinun. oi ipolipoi na pan na ******* (kamun kati pio epokodomitiko). :P
J'ena pou 'lloou mu .. 'Apou me kseri gorazi me akrivottera pou jinon po'n me kseri'. oh yessss :P
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